Cheesy pickups lines - please add to the collection!

Right: the worse it is, the better. You know, the ones that almost get your hopes up then make you groan, or the ones that are so improbable you have to snicker.

Today's collection:

If I told you your body was beautiful, would you hold it against me?

Say, did we go to different schools together?

That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh?

Hit-upon asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Yes, but do you have the energy?"

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?

Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

I like your shirt. You know, it would go really well with my floor. . .

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?


And as a wrap up, the ever-classy
I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.


*When adding to collection, please *star* any of lines have actually worked*