Somebody else's slogans
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled to their maker.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Never put both feet in your mouth at once, because the you won't have a leg to stand on.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
For the same reason, never wear granny underwear or tighty whities.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled to their maker.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Never put both feet in your mouth at once, because the you won't have a leg to stand on.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
For the same reason, never wear granny underwear or tighty whities.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
posted by Lu Hill at 12:48 p.m.
1 Comments:
Oh, I lied - I did add in that addendum about the tighty whities and granny underwear. That's my slogan. Life is too short to wear ugly lingerie, otherwise how else will you be prepared for any eventuality?
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